im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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