Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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