Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I think my fart just growled at me.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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