why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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