haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
one two three fourrrrnication!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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