I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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