Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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