I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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