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(503): View more from Oregon

do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?

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(503): View more from Oregon

I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.

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(805): View more from California

If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived

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(503): View more from Oregon

God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.

(810): View more from Michigan

I hate you so hard.

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