Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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