Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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