I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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