i just google imaged poop.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
