ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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