She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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