If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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