I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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