I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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