need another drink. this is the easiest way
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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