Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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