Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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