it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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