If i come over, it means nothing
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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