Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize
