Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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