Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
She told me I should be a condom model.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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