I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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