? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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