Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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