After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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