But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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