: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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