We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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