I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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