Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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