worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Randomize
