Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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