Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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