Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dicks are not precious.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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