plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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