That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
