I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Barsexuality is the new black.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Couch. On fire.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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