So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
