I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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