I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
