I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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