she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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