My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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