My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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