i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
