Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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