Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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