so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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