Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we're making bets on your personal life
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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